She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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