I'm sorry my penis didn't work
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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