is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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