Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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