Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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