I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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