One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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