In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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