that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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