you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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