Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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