Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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