Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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