I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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