woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Verdict: uncircumcised.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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