Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Buhtt sex?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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