after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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