this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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