why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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