just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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