We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I believe in your delicious
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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