think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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