i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its about making memories worth repressing
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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