she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
