Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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