Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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