i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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