from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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