No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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