I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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