This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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