they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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