Already got asked if we're dating
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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