How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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