Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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