if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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