Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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