so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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