Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Screwed.edu
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
