That's intense
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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