Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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