Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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