im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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