Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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