Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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