so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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