Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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