it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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