You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Randomize
