return my video game
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Randomize
