What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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