So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?