last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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