hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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